Sunday, December 19, 2010

Why me?!

To whom it may concern,
However much I do appreciate your support for life, please remember that 9 year old boys, with their 18 year old sister, CAN READ.

9 year old brother:
What is an abortion?

Narrator: 18 year old sister's heart drops and in a freak panic responds

Sister: uhm..well uhm whereeeeeeee do you see that?

Narrator: Sister still in a freak panic prays, Ohhh Jesus WHY ME!?!?


Brother: There (brother points), on that car

Narrator: Sister looks, and sees...


..sister now knows what the next questionable word on the bumper sticker is, 'vasectomy'. Now, less worried about the "A" word blerts

Sister: Whennn you uhm..uh like..uhm..well its when you have a baby in your tummy and you don't want to have a baby, you go to the doctor anddd the doctor will take it out...?

Narrator: Sister, knowing brother better than to think that a vague answer such as that would be acceptable, frantically ponders a rephrasal while waiting for brother's response.

Brother: (with a confused look upon his face) So like..like someone else gets the baby?

Sister's thought: Yes, Jesus does..

Sister: Nooo...like uhm it kills the baby..

Brother: Oh..uhm (brother now feeling as awkward as sister) well what's that other word? Vas... how do you say that?

Narrator: Sister looks up and again prays, JESUS WHY ME?!!?

Sister: Vasectomy. That's what the doctor does so that you can't have babies. The sticker means that you need to go to the doctor and get a vas(sister's voice cracks)ectomy, before you get pregnant.

Brother: "Oh..so.."

Narrator: Sister, prompt to cut brother off

Sister: IDK ASK DAD!!

abor·tion n. \ə-ˈbȯr-shən\: The termination of a pregnancy after, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely followed by the death of the embryo or fetus: as

va·sec·to·my n. pl. va·sec·to·mies: surgical excision of part of the vas deferens, the duct which carries sperm from the testes, performed as a form of male contraception.

No more questions please.